Saturday, March 18, 2023

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Attorney Claims Trump "Expected" To Voluntarily Obey Law

March 18, 2023

On his failing Twitter knock-off Anti-Truth Social, Donald Trump told his seditious, reality-averse followers that he expects to be “arrested” this coming Tuesday. The Manhattan District Attorney declined to comment on Trump’s claim.

Trump's defense attorney Joseph Tacopina announced that Donald Trump will obey the law and self-surrender/voluntarily turn himself in to authorities if he is ultimately, finally, at long, long last, indicted.

Trump’s lawyer Mr. Tapioca told MSNBC yesterday evening that the disgraced, twice-impeached, failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president will surrender to face criminal charges if indicted by the Manhattan grand jury investigating Trump’s $130,000 hush-money-payment to porn star Stormy Daniels.

So which is it? Is Trump planning on being arrested as he said in his all-caps, typo-ridden fake-Twitter post, or is he going to self-surrender in order to avoid being arrested as his lawyer stated?

Trump voluntarily surrenders to authorities at Mor-on Lago after being indicted

Federal, state and city agencies are preparing for potential violence if lifelong criminal Trump is indicted in New York City. It would not be surprising if Trump’s minions attempt to break him out of court.

Trump has already called for his cult members to “PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!” Some may recall the last time Demented Don “suggested” that his violent, mentally defective, and usually armed followers take to the streets in his name. Does the phrase “Hang Mike Pence!” ring a bell?

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled dreams of Trump’s indictment(s).

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