The Political Genius That Is Willard Romney
orIs That Your Real Hair, Or Do You Have A Dog Strapped To Your Head?
Under Willard’s Hair
September
19, 2012
Willard Romney’s latest daily disaster (or disaster du jour
as the French-speaking ex-missionary who baptized dead Jews and others would
say) comprised video of Willard calling 47% of Americans who pay no income
taxes ”victims who believe the government has a responsibility to care for
them, who believe they are ENTITLED, to health care, to food, to housing, to
you-name-it,” adding, “And so my job is not to worry about those people. I’ll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care
for their lives.” ” For some reason it didn’t help that he
specified he was not referring to real Americans, just Obama supporters. These ne’er-do-anythings include a laundry
list of handout seekers like military veterans, retirees, special needs
children, the working poor, recent graduates paying off student loans and those currently serving
in the war that Republican’ts won’t even mention - Afghanistan. Oh yes, there’s one more group of people
draining the very lifeblood from our treasury - those worthless, tax-skating millionaires
who only pay the tiny little capital gains tax on the money they earn by doing
absolutely nothing other than being rich.
Wife Ann
“You-People-Have-Gotten-All-The-Tax-Returns-You’re-Going-To-Get” Romney said
her exquisitely-coiffed hubby was taken out of context. “This is a political campaign. Mitt was telling a select crowd of very rich
people, people we understand and adore, how he really feels. Such statements cannot be taken as
intentional by you people. Everybody
knows you don’t speak the truth in public during a campaign for president. You say what people want to hear when you
think they can hear you. Mitt, though he
was really speaking from his heart, never wanted outsiders - you know, the
non-rich - to hear these things. Those
people who want everything handed to them, except the truth, simply don’t
understand how the better half lives and they don’t want to. They just want the kind of handouts that
Mitt’s father had when he came to this country after his parents hid out in
Mexico because of the whole one-man-one-woman nonsense. ‘Give me five wives or give me death…or I’ll
just move to Mexico,’ said Grandpa Romney.
His son George Romney was on welfare for years after immigrating to
America. And these people today want
Social Security like Paul Ryan used to put himself through college while he
marinated his brain in the magical atheism of Ayn Rand, who also hated Social
Security and Medicare but dishonestly availed herself of both when it suited
her needs. Again, all of this is just
totally out of context.”
Once Willard was finished laying out his domestic policy
philosophy he moved on to his other specialty - foreign policy - and then he
gave Iran some great advice, “If I were Iran - I mean - and - and a crazed
fanatic, I’d say, ‘Let’s get a little fissile material to Hezbollah and have
them carry it to Chicago or some other place, and then if anything goes wrong
or America starts acting up, we’ll just say, ‘And guess what? Unless you stand
down, why, we’re gonna let off a dirty bomb.’”
This is great stuff. He’s running
for president for Pete’s sake.
I don’t know about you but I think it’s damn well about time
our presidential candidates started giving our enemies advice on how to attack
us instead of bumbling along, getting appointed president and then just sitting
around waiting for planes to crash into buildings. Of course the good news is, at least he’s
incoherent on foreign policy.
I. Mangrey
reporting.
Thanks for listening. Responsible comment (and more Romney
wisdom) invited.
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