or
Nowhere And Back Again*
Washington,
District of Calumny
November 30,
2012
Some of you may recall that we recently had an election
during which a certain Barack Obama defeated someone called John McCain
W. Mitt Romney. A similar event
transpired four years earlier when the very same Obama dispatched a nasty
little man called McCain. Even after
four years Gollum McCain refuses to move on with his pathetic,
completely-lacking-in-relevance life.
One is hard-pressed to decide whether McCain is more furious that he
lost his last chance to become president or if his unending bitterness is the
result of having lost the opportunity to force our great nation to live under
the toxic cloud of stupidity that is Sarah Palin.
McCain’s latest target is Condolezza Susan Rice who
is on Obama’s very short list to replace Hillary Clinton as Secretary of
State. Rice knowingly or otherwise
provided erroneous information to the American public about the Libyan embassy
attack. McCain Romney made a big
deal about the whole thing when it happened, before anyone had any, let alone
all, the facts and continued to beat the issue right up until he got the smackdown
heard round the world from Candy Crowley during the presidential debate.
To give you an example of just how unfit she is for secretary
of state, Susan Rice pathetically held up a vial of white powder at the United
Nations as proof that Iraq had WMD…umm actually now that I think about it that
was then-Secretary of State Colin Powell…she told an extremely gullible nation
that “The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought
significant quantities of uranium from Africa”… no wait, that was then-"president"
George W. Bush telling one of the biggest bald-faced, injurious lies in
American history…she recently said the biggest geopolitical threat to American
security is Russia - no that was presidential candidate and all-around
chucklehead W. Mitt Romney…Susan Rice, on a drunken hunting escapade, shot a
man right in the face and hid for most of the next day while sobering up…or was
that Dick Cheney? Yes, I'm being told
that was in fact Cheney. Oh I know, Susan
Rice outed a covert CIA operative as revenge against her husband…oops, wrong
again, that was Karl Rove and Dick
Cheney…Rice said “we don’t want the
smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud,”…oh crap that was then-soon-to-be Secretary
of State Condi Rice. Wait, now I
remember, Susan Rice said the attack on the Libyan embassy was not a premeditated
assault while claiming that was the CIA's latest intel; even if that’s not true
(which appears likely), compared to countless other attempts at misdirection
perpetrated by the executive branch over the years, this is more like telling
your wife you’re at the library when you’re really at Barnes and Noble.
Though McCain and his girlfriend Lindsey Graham are on an
Idiot's Crusade to bring down Susan Rice, they both vigorously supported the
nomination of a clearly disgraced and incompetent Condolezza Rice for secretary
of state during at the height of the Iraq war/debacle even though she lied to
the American public to help promote an illegal invasion of Iraq, which of
course morally and economically bankrupted our nation. Though there is no glory in the tragic loss
of four Americans, one might be tempted to put this in perspective after having
lost over four thousand Americans in the bogus Iraq war enthusiastically
supported by none other than John McCain and Lindsey Graham. Even Joe Lieberman thinks they should back
off this time. Screw them and the whores
they rode in on.
Meanwhile, Senate Minority Blowhard, Mitch McConnell, continuing
his somnambular fili-bluster, threatened to make life in the Senate worse if
the Democrats change the filibuster rules.
As if. McConnell, who told America
in 2009 that his first priority was to make sure Obama was a one-term
president, apparently intends to spend the next four years trying to out-whine
John McCain. McConnell is now trying to
flex what for him passes as his muscles in what he calls, “my God-given duty to
make sure that Barack Obama is only a two-term president.” This could likely be the single accomplished
mission in McConnell's lackluster stint as the top Republican't in the Senate. Stay tuned for further feckless follies from
the freaks and fools festooning our nation's capital.
*apologies to
J.R.R. Tolkien
I. Mangrey
reporting.
Thanks for
listening. Responsible comment invited.
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