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Electionville, The Early Years of the 2016 Campaign

April 14, 2015

There's a new figure poised to throw a hat or a tantrum (or possibly his binky) into the ring. Zeke just might be a sleeper in this race. All of his opponents are focused on running against Hillary Clinton, ignoring not just the American public, but each other and this could open the door for an unknown star to be born. At first I thought this was Marco Rubio, but Zeke is much less petulant. Get ready for Zeke. He's ready to rumble (or maybe have a nap).

More mature than most of his current challengers,
Zeke will be very attractive to the base