Cleveland, Ohio
March 8, 2016
March 8, 2016
I know we have often been rough on the Republican’ts here at
Paying Attention. The only reason is that they deserve it most of the time. For
both of those times when they did not actually deserve such merciless treatment
I would like to do something nice for them. Sometimes I worry about them. After
all we are all Americans.
It surprises me that I am the one who had to come up with
this idea. Full disclosure, it was actually a tip from one of our most loyal
readers – a dear old friend. Because of our yuuuuuge readership – numbering in
the dozens – he requested that we share this idea in the hopes of having it go
viral, or perhaps just bacterial. Whatever.
Herr Chrump, saluting his mob for roughing up black folks, later asking
his minions to make the same gesture while pledging their loyalty. Nice.
Here is the great idea we want to share with our Republican’t friends:
It’s Do And/Or Die Time For the RNC
The logical thing is for you to make the 2016 RNC not just
an open-carry, but a must-carry event. After all, the primaries have been
anything but polite. Not only will all these guns make for a much more polite
convention, but with all the conflict over who the nominee should be, what
could be better than a fully armed and loaded nominating convention. Most of
you are looking for a way, any way, to stop Chrump from running away with the
nomination. What better way to choose your standard bearer than a good old
fashioned shoot-out in Cleveland? Screw voting. What the hell did voting ever
solve? There is no doubt that Chrump and Cruz would gladly agree to this they
love the Second Amendment. Chrump surely loves it the best of anyone. The best,
I’m telling you. Nobody loves the Second better than Chrump. Nobody. This would
hopefully be a last resort. We hope it would never come to this. But it pays to
be prepared.
We want to help you become RepubliCANS instead of
Republcan’ts. Don’t be shy my friends. Do not presume this is something you
cannot do – YES YOU CAN. If Bernie Sanders can give Hillary Clinton, who has
been running for president since 1997, a run for her money then anything is
possible. Ohio is an open carry state so you’re already half way there. This should
be a piece of cake. All you have to do is put your muzzle where your mouth is.
Not literally mind you; that could be dangerous, but I’m sure you know what you’re
doing. You have made it abundantly clear that the Second Amendment is more
important than the First. Your presumptive nominee Mr. Chrump has sworn to
uphold the Second Amendment, but is poised to water down the First Amendment to
go after those who would besmirch his good name - Drumpf. As the Beach Boys
said many years ago, “The pen is mightier than the sword, but no match for a
bullet.” This was of course tongue-in-cheek, but nobody subverts a message as
well as you guys. Do the right thing and set an example for all Americans. Stand
your ground. You know you want to. Don’t conceal your weapons feelings.
The time is coming. You have to choose your guy…
The Three Screwges: Marco, Squirrely
& Hairy
Help make the 2016 convention the first Must-Carry
presidential convention. Tell a Republican’t friend. Write your congressman.
Buy a billboard on the highway. Graffiti your neighborhood. Take hostages. By
any means necessary. After all as far as the Republcant's are concerned No
Lives Matter.
So I ask you, Rubio’s
cute, but can he shoot?
I. Mangrey reporting. Happy Bostwick Mr. Birthday!
Election
Flashback: Remember in 2000 when Al Gore got excoriated
for sighing at George W. Bush? Guess he should have told him to go f*#k
himself. He might have won the election…oh wait, he did.
This would make GREAT TV!
ReplyDeleteAnd that of course is all that really matters.
DeleteI'm not sure who this Mr. Birthday fellow is, but I'm not amused. He's trading on the sincere sentiments of the fine Republicans in this country who want only to be sure we are safe, wherever we are, safe from the bad guys. And that can only be accomplished by non-gun free zones. He just want to see them shoot each other and make a laughing stock out of them. Or have them be seen as hypocrites just because they would not allow such a thing to...to...
ReplyDeleteNever mind.
Cuc, trust me this is all very sincere. It couldn't be sincerer. When you sow bullets you gotta reap Second Amendment solutions...or something like that. Shoot thy neighbor. Turn the other barrel. And all that. Is it safe?
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