March 25, 2016
Liberalwocky
(with apologies to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson)
(with apologies to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson)
’Twas bullshit, and the slimy
whores
Did prop and ganda all the while:
All flimsy were their editors,
All the damn rats beguile.
Did prop and ganda all the while:
All flimsy were their editors,
All the damn rats beguile.
“Beware the Liberalwock, my son!
The claws that type, the jaws that spew!
Beware the Print Media scum, and shun
The fallacious Cable News!”
The claws that type, the jaws that spew!
Beware the Print Media scum, and shun
The fallacious Cable News!”
They take their vorpal pens in hand;
No sign of liberal bias wrought—
So rested they by the Dumdum tree
And drool’d awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought they
brood,
The Liberalwock, with eyes of shame,
Came whiffling through the
tulgey wood,
And
burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal pen went snicker-snack!
Let’s leave it dead, and with
its head
Let’s go galumphing back.
“So hast thou slain the Liberalwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh!
Callay!”
Let us all say “Oy.”
’Twas bullshit,
and the slimy whores
Did prop and ganda all the while:
All flimsy were their editors,
All the damn rats beguile.
Your Liberal Media At
WorkDid prop and ganda all the while:
All flimsy were their editors,
All the damn rats beguile.
For anyone who needs further proof of the wily and influential
liberal media’s bias, post-results coverage on Super Tuesday, March 15th
was showing Chrump’s unoccupied podium while the cable media restlessly awaited
the candidate’s delivery of what passes for a victory speech (or maybe a ‘press
conference’ during which he answers no questions or perhaps a QVC-like event
where he hawks his phony wares), like an unpopular schoolgirl sitting timidly by
the phone waiting to be asked to the senior prom. They even showed John Kasich
proclaiming his first and probably only primary victory. Not one mentioned, let
alone showed Bernie Sanders addressing his supporters that evening despite the
fact that he is still in a battle (however long the shot might be at this
point) for the Democratic Party’s nomination (or at least its soul) and
continues to outperform all expectations from even a few months ago. He is also
outraising his opponent despite not having any of the kind of mega-donors she
has. Hillary got her well-deserved air time after a big win, but Bernie can’t
get just a little love? Wherefore art thou oh Liberal Media?
Bernie Sanders is favorite in the readers’ poll for the TIME
100 list of the world’s most influential people in 2016 by a mile. Sanders has 5.1%
of all votes cast for all 100 candidates – more votes than both Korean pop
group Big Bang (second-place) and President Barack Obama (third-place)
combined. Hillary Clinton is a footnote, with just 0.8 percent of readers
naming her the most influential person of 2016 and Chrump is more of an assnote,
with just 0.6 percent of all votes cast. Not to worry though, in 2015 voting
Bernie crushed all other candidates, but TIME went with the tenth place
finisher instead of the winner of the poll.
Notoriously liberal TIME magazine showing its liberal bias. Or something.
A recent
Huffington Post/YouGov survey showed that 49% of
Americans either strongly agree or somewhat agree that Chrump’s campaign has
fascist undertones. Undertones? Okay, I guess we’ll go with that for the sake
of argument. Only 30% of those surveyed disagreed with that statement. And 28% of Republican
respondents agreed. Why does the
liberal media hate the democratic socialist? Are socialists now considered less
liberal than fascists?
I
know that Hillary has great numbers as far as wins and delegates, but not all
of her numbers are inspiring when looking toward the general election. From January
27: Hillary Clinton has a 52% unfavorable rating, while the unfavorable rating for
Bernie Sanders is 31%. Donald Chrump’s has an unfavorable rating of over 60% –
the highest unfavorable ever for a presidential frontrunner. I don’t know what
second place all time is but it’s obviously not that much more than 52%. Regardless,
Chrump has gotten 23 times more coverage than Sanders. Thank goodness
Secret Service protection isn’t dependent on the amount of media coverage a
candidate gets.
Bernie Sanders is not going away, and he should not. He
continues to outpace conventional wisdom. Massive crowds are still overfilling
venues across the country. And he is not
even a fascist. Everybody needs to know just how many people prefer his message
in all 50 states. Eventually the media might notice. Sanders continues to close
the gap, now trailing Clinton by only five points nationally and polls continue
to show him doing better against Chrump than his primary opponent. Polls also
show Bernie beating Cruz while Hillary loses to the Texas Troll. Also Bernie’s
continued presence and popularity are the only things keeping Hillary ‘honest’.
She did not have ideological relations with the Sanders platform.
Oh, and a new BloombergPolitics national poll has Sanders
and Clinton tied among likely Democratic voters nationally – actually Sanders
came in at 49% to Clinton’s 48%. CNN polling has Clinton beating Chrump by 12
points and Sanders dusting off Mr. Cotton Candy Head by 20. The same poll has
Clinton tied with Cruz and Sanders punishing the Texas Terror by 13 points.
Thanks Liberal Media.
I. Mangrey reporting. Don’t call me Liberal.
Isn’t it
interesting...
Bernie Sanders tends to win the way Democrats traditionally win –
in states with high turnouts. Hillary Clinton tends to win the way Republicans
win – in states where the turnout is low. So during primary season, if you are
a Bernie fan get out and vote. If you favor Hillary don’t worry about it, you
can just stay home.
Sure, Rubio’s dead meat, but you get the idea
Let's make it happen.
IMPORTANT UPDATE IMPORTANT UPDATE IMPORTANT UPDATE
It’s Do And/Or Die
Time For the RNC
The logical thing is for you to make the 2016 RNC not just
an open-carry, but a must-carry event. After all, the primaries have been
anything but polite. Not only will all these guns make for a much more polite
convention, but with all the conflict over who the nominee should be, what
could be better than a fully armed and loaded nominating convention. Most of
you are looking for a way, any way, to stop Chrump from running away with the
nomination. What better way to choose your standard bearer than a good old
fashioned shoot-out in Cleveland? Screw voting. What the hell did voting ever
solve? There is no doubt that Chrump and Cruz would gladly agree to this they
love the Second Amendment. Chrump surely loves it the best of anyone. The best,
I’m telling you. Nobody loves the Second better than Chrump. Nobody. This would
hopefully be a last resort. We hope it would never come to this. But it pays to
be prepared.
Mad in USA
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