White Man Gets Moved to the Back of the Bill
The Underground Female Road
April 21, 2017
April 21, 2017
In a stunning turn of events. Dead white slavery-loving, genocide
aficionado and America’s seventh president Andrew Jackson is to be bumped to
the back of the $20 bill by none other than abolitionist, humanitarian, Union
spy and suffragist Harriet Tubman.
Bye bye white guy.
Tubman was originally slated to replace Alexander Hamilton
on the ten, but protests were registered and Hamilton is currently enjoying
immense popularity. Hamilton gets to keep his spot on the front and the back of the $10 will now feature an as yet to be announced group of women suffragists. That's all well and good, but can we really afford to lose the image of a
white man on our currency? Sure Jackson will remain on the twenty, but is it
fair for a white man to be displaced by a black woman? What is this country
coming to? Next thing you know real live black women will start wanting to be
treated as equals to real live white men.
Inimitable neuro-surgeon Ben Carson felt that removing a
hero who balanced the budget and not just oversaw but saw to the Trail of Tears
should not be replaced by the likes of Tubman. Carson suggests instead that we
put Harriet Tubman on the $3 $2 bill. The $20 is the most plentiful bill
in circulation. When was the last time you saw a $2 bill? Or an intelligent
quote from Dr. Ben Carson?
I. Mangrey reporting.
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