Emergency Room
September 29,
2017
Do not let
the anthropomorphic façade fool you. Be not taken in by the word-like sounds
excreted from beneath the coif-esque mass (could have swore his “hair” was made
of rayon) designed to distract from the toxic stench and soul-sucking antics. Donald
Chrump is a giant puss-wart – basically, a virus. Many people insist he is an
entire, actual human being. There is no conclusive proof of this. I understand
that no one has ever seen a virus wreak the kinds of havoc that the
increasingly pesky Chrumpovirus has, and continues to do. But, the times in
which we find ourselves are not like anything we have seen before. Modern medicine
is struggling to gain a foothold. The pharmaceutical industry, as usual, is
waiting to crunch the profit margin numbers before leaping into action.
Those who
still believe in science know that we must understand the genetic make-up of a
virus before we can develop (and then grossly overcharge for) an antigen
specific to that virus. While much is already known about the Chrumpovirus, the
devil is in the details and complete and total eradication still eludes us.
Why does Chrump
refuse to disclose his genome sequence? What is he hiding? Why isn’t he hiding? Why is he permitted to
interact with the general public? Why is he always on my television? How does a
virus get its foot into its mouth? Chrumpovirus is a nasty infection of mind, body
and soul. Very nasty. That I can tell you.
Viruses cannot
survive on their own. (Think: You didn’t build that.) They need a host organism
from which they suck the very life. Viruses attack the host and take over its
machinery to carry out their own life processes. An infected cell will produce
viral particles instead of its usual products. Sound familiar? Chrumpovirus can
only continue to thrive by sucking the life-force out of those around it. It
cannot last a single day without ingesting vast quantities of adulation from
weakened organisms. No one could have predicted that there were so many of
these willing hosts. As the Chrumpovirus began to spread, more and more unwitting
(unwitted?) hosts crawled out from beneath whatever is beneath the rocks that
proverbial nasty things crawl out from under. Now we are inundated with what
the politician formerly known as Hillary Clinton called “deplorables”. These are
the most fruitful hosts for Chrumpovirus and are quickly becoming less and less
capable of independent, meaningful thought. This only serves to make Chrumpovirus
more virulent.
If you think this is disgusting, take a look at this…
A face even a mother could punch.
Do not kid yourself, the Chrump virus could well prove
terminal, but there is still a slim chance of survival. The time for
inoculation has passed for many of us. My money is on being properly medicated.
Massive doses of anti-moronics are called for. As we wait for potent meds to
become available, it might be best to rely on traditional home remedies to at
least take the edge off.
I. Mangrey reporting. One knee down, one finger up.
Good 'ol Twitler.
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