Chrump Golfs While Puerto Rico Drowns

President Plays With Little White Balls, While Stomping on Brown Ones

September 30, 2017

Our so-called president has done George W. “Heck of a job Brownie” Bush’s performance in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina one better. Maybe two or three better. Rather than preparing for category five hurricane Maria, which followed historically massive hurricane Irma, and which everyone saw coming for over a week, Chrump went golfing. He then bitched about Puerto Rico’s debt as an excuse for his deplorable inaction. “Texas & Florida are doing great but Puerto Rico, which was already suffering from broken infrastructure & massive debt, is in deep trouble. Much of the Island was destroyed, with billions of dollars owed to Wall Street and the banks which, sadly, must be dealt with.”

Heck of a job Chrumpie

 

So, it is too soon to talk about climate change, but just the right time to talk about money. As long as is not the money he is sucking out of the treasury for his weekly golf outings. Much of that money goes into Chrumpcorp – he charges the Secret Service for golf cart rentals while they protect his torso.

Der Furor also blamed the ocean. “This is an island…surrounded by…water. Big water. Ocean water.” Chrump previously explained that it not merely ocean water, "This is an island, sitting in the middle of the ocean. It’s a big ocean, it’s a very big ocean.” Not like those other islands that are not surrounded by water. Big water. Not like those other, small oceans. Then he played some more golf – at considerable expense to American taxpayers.

What blame game would be complete without Chrump blaming the victims? At dawn's early light today, Chrump tweeted, “...Such poor leadership ability by the Mayor of San Juan, and others in Puerto Rico, who are not able to get their workers to help. They want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort.” Hey, at least he managed not to call them criminals and rapists. Yet. 
Three-star General Jeff Buchanan, who was put in charge of coordinating the military relief effort in Puerto Rico eight days after the fact, said he did not have enough troops or vehicles.
 

Meanwhile, Hair Chrump was telling everyone that he was doing a heck of a job. “We’re doing a very good job. Everybody has said it’s amazing the job we’ve done in Puerto Rico.” Trump also made clear how “nicely” Puerto Rico’s governor Alejandro García Padilla has treated him. “We have had tremendous reviews from government officials”, adding for good measure (very good measure; very good, believe me), “Everybody has said it’s amazing the job we are doing there.” Everybody it seems except the mayor of San Juan and the people of Puerto Rico.

I. Mangrey reporting.