Fun Facts

Cruz In For a Losin'?

October 19, 2018

Did you know that Dishonest Donald Chrump, who called Cruz Lyin' Ted, is now calling him Beautiful Ted?  Did you know that Canadian-born Ted Cruz is only in his first term as senator from Texas?  It seems like he has been gnawing away at us for decades.  That just shows how incredibly effective Cruz is at grating on people’s nerves and making them want to vomit up their own internal organs.

One of these is actually Ted Cruz

But, do not gaze too long because prolonged exposure to Ted Cruz can result in Tex-ass, face blindness, projectile defecation, brain farts...and hopefully, Senator Beto O’Rourke.

Hope you had fun.

I. Mangrey