Friday, September 3, 2021

Broken News

Deep In The Heartless Of Texas

September 3, 2021

Now Texans can open-carry guns in public without needing a permit or any training in the use of guns. Of course, Texans can also concealed-carry brains without a permit or any inkling on how to use brains.

And with the new Texas anti-abortion law, Texans will be permitted to use their guns – but not their brains – and shoot anyone they believe might be even thinking about getting an abortion or anyone with any contact with anyone even thinking about getting an abortion. And don’t even get them started on wearing masks or getting vaccinated. Unless you are extremely quick on the draw.

The Texas law not only permits, but requires vigilantes to track down and indict not only those seeking abortions, but anyone who has anything to do with that person. Move over Taliban.

Law No More

Five ultra-conservative Supreme Court justices, in the dead of night, without commenting on their single-paragraph decision, has allowed Texas to flaunt the Constitution and long-repeatedly-settled law, and has for all intents and purposes set the stage for overturning Roe v. Wade, making abortion illegal in the United States. Even conservative Chief Justice John Roberts chastised his five fellow assholes for their disgraceful behavior. Roberts is now powerless to control the “veto-proof” majority of the Extreme Court as it now stands.

Nearly two-thirds of the American public supports a woman’s right to choose what to do with her body.

There are too many mental defectives who only support a woman’s right to control whether or not they have to wear a mask to protect public health, but not the right to control the rest of their body, even in cases of rape or incest.

But Wait, There’s More

Add this happy horseshit to the new ultra-racist new Texas voting laws. And their unending support for the coronavirus.

At least the Texas Taliban won’t be requiring burqas – too much like wearing a mask.

This has been a Paying Attention Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fear and loathing. 

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