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What If They Held A Rally In Support Of Felonious Traitors And Nobody Came

September 21, 2021

Today is the last full day of summer. The 2021 fall equinox is tomorrow at 3:21 p.m. Eastern. While life on planet Earth goes on (for now, at least), and one season morphs into the next, the Season of Stupid ushered in by the descent of the Orange Gas Cloud down his golden escalator, and the consequent descent of the United States into overt racism, wannabe fascism and sheer madness, steamrolls on unabated.

In case you blinked and missed it, MAGAts who continue to support the hundreds of jailed insurrectionists whose attempted coup d'état, incited by Donald Turmp and a number of members of Congress, held a massive rally outside the scene of the crime. Brainless representatives like Hitler fanboy Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) implied that there might be “bloodshed” if “our election systems continue to be rigged and continue to be stolen,” that is, should any Ratpublican ever lose another election.

The Great White Dope

As the head instigator, Turmp’s prodigious bluster/whining was curiously absent prior to the “big” event. Not one of the dozen or so loud-mouthed traitorous members of Congress who were so supportive of the original assault, and offered words of support for their captured comrades, had the guts to show up for round two of the coup.

Matt Braynard, “organizer” of the "Justice for J6" rally, was joined by several

dozen dipshits, who were outnumbered by both police and counter-protesters.

The would-be/but-wasn’t massive J6 rally was held to show solidarity with those they delusionally insist are “political prisoners,” if by political prisoners they mean violent, criminal trespassers, who destroyed public property – The Capitol – beat the crap out of law enforcement, and attempted to interfere with the Constitutionally-mandated certification of the 2020 presidential election. While it is true that there are now some 600 prisoners, incarcerated as a result of their political ignorance, aberrance and violence, there is some debate as to why they are being held. One side is certifiably insane, demanding justice for the January 6 insurrectionists, the other understands that smashing your way into the Capitol, and assaulting law enforcement officers while hunting down members of Congress for the purpose of either kidnapping or murdering them, particularly when the whole thing was captured on video, is inappropriate behavior.

To be fair, I am also in favor of justice for the so-called J6 prisoners, but I assume the justice I hope to see, being steeped in reality, is not the same justice Braynard, et few are imagining in their fascistic fever dreams. it might also be worth noting that many of these "wrongly imprisoned" super geniuses got locked up because they bragged about committing treason on F#*$book, Instagram, to family and friends, and to random strangers they met online with the hope of dating them.

Fortunately, since Turmp and his kowtowing Congress-cowards seemed disinclined to rev up their very fine people who still insist that the loser of the election actually won, the hapless halfwits were outnumbered by three different groups: law enforcement, members of the press, and counter-protesters. Unlike the January 6 terrorist attack on the Capitol, the pathetic sequel was free of violence. Both of the attendees managed to contain themselves without committing any violent crimes. Who says you can’t teach old white supremacist traitor fucks new tricks?

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