Hershel
Hears A Huh?
July 29, 2022
Ex-football
star and current frighteningly uninformed and just-plain-stupid Georgia
gubernatorial candidate Hershel Walker is so staggeringly ignorant that a
normal person can actually become permanently less intelligent just by
listening to him for more than five seconds. Walker’s staff has reported that
they cannot trust anything the candidate says because he has been lying to them
on a constant basis. Lying on a consistent basis is nothing new for Walker. Despite
his frequent blather about the importance of family and being a good father,
Walker has been lying about at least four out-of-wedlock children he may or may
not have been supporting.
There
are also other fun facts about Walker’s past. Besides lying about being in the
FBI, and threatening to blow his wife’s brains out while pointing a gun at her
head, Walker has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. What has
not been widely reported is that he also has singular-personality disorder. It seems
unlikely that any of Walker’s personalities can form a intelligible sentence or
manufacture a coherent thought.
Just thought you might like to know.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
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