Schmuck Of The Day

God, If You’re Listening…

July 12, 2022

“The church is supposed to direct the government; the government is not supposed to direct the church. That is not how our founding fathers intended it. I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk that’s not in the Constitution, it was in a stinkin’ letter and it means nothin’ like they say it does.”*
              Insane, ignorant moron Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Loonyville)

Is that God I see there behind Boebert? Or is she just mad to see me?

Apparently, after ignoring the entire body of the Constitution, Ms. Boebert continued ignoring the text until she got to the last 14 words of the Second Amendment. Chances are good that it was the most reading she’s done in her whole life. She likely passed out right after this monumental task and woke up in Congress representing a Colorado district with a decimal point in front of its collective IQ. After electing Boebert, they are running headlong toward a negative number.

I am not saying the following to be rude or mean, just accurate. Lauren Boebert is one dumb fuck.

Two-For-One Special Schmuck Of The Day (So Many Schmucks, So Little Time)

Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano – a radical Christian nationalist – called the separation of church and state a “myth,” adding, “In November we are going to take our state back, my God will make it so.”** I sure hope his God is not anyone else’s; his God sounds like a real putz.

Mastriano (r) outside the Capitol hoping

to witness the Big Steal on Jan 6

In case that was not bad enough for you, Mastriano weighed in on the Extreme Court’s recent disemboweling of Roe v. Wade thusly: “My body, my choice’ is ridiculous nonsense here.”

Doug Mastriano is one sick fuck.

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*This statement should be immediately disqualifying to serve in Congress. As if Boebert had anything at all that would actually qualify her to serve. Boebert should look into public service in Iran.
** This statement should be immediately disqualifying to serve in government.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Double Schmuck Of The Day. Feh.