Truth Social Or Consequences
July 19, 2022
The world's biggest baby is hoping to find an even bigger back door in hopes of avoiding federal prison. In a desperate attempt to distract everyone
from his ongoing investigation/litigation smorgasbord, disgraced,
twice-impeached, treasonous, ex-one-term-president and failed blogger Donald Turmp is expected to announce his
intention to begin the process of staging another coup in January 2025, i.e.,
another presidential campaign (one in which he will most assuredly lose the
popular vote by an even larger margin – by far – than he did previously…twice).
Those 11,780 votes he tried to illegally acquire in
Georgia won’t even bring Turmp within a mile.
I just wanna find 11,780 votes
The staff here at Paying Attention™ has been talking about this for a
while, and now Rolling
Stone magazine has made a story out of it: Dangerous, dimwitted, demented, discount Don is convinced
that by running for president – something he seems destined to do for the rest
of his unnatural life – he will be shielded from being dragged through federal
court, and possibly locked up. Fortunately, even if that turns out to be true,
The Orange One can still be proven guilty and punished in state court. There
are currently two from which to choose – Georgia and New York.
To paraphrase Rufus T. Firefly, “Turmp may talk like an idiot and
look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you…he really is an idiot.”
MVP, MVP, MVP**
“When somebody’s the president of the United States, the
authority is total. And that’s the way it’s gotta be. It’s total. It’s total.”
Donald J. Trump, April 13, 2020***
If Turmp somehow does succeed in oozing back into the White
House, and is not fast enough at causing global thermonuclear war, or inducing
a catastrophic acceleration of the already apocalyptic climate crisis, he would
likely set what will be an eternally unbreakable record for impeachments, especially if he
manages to serve the four or five or twelve terms he is planning on. Turmp’s
projected monthly impeachments will stand longer than Wilt Chamberlain’s record
of averaging more than 50 points per game in one season. And while Wilt’s alleged record
of sexual encounters pales in comparison to the number of people Turmp has
fucked, it is assumed that in Wilt’s case there was probably a good deal of
mutual happy endings, no one ever got off being fucked by The Donald…with the
possible exception of Stormy Daniels spanking him with the Wall Street Journal.
Justice Department policy forbids the prosecution of a sitting president, effectively insulating Trump from any federal charges for another four years. But really, policy/schmolicy. When dealing with an asshole the size of Turmp, who ignored every policy he could squat on, how in the name of all that is holy can anyone dare stand on ceremony. Besides, Justice Department policy, last time I looked, is not in the God-given/God-forsaken Constitution. So, hopefully all bets are off. But I won’t be holding my breath.
Seriously, just throw it away; better yet, incinerate it
I guess we will soon find out if he can shoot America in the face in broad daylight and still not lose any votes...or his freedom...and ours.
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Run Paint Run Run
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*two words with which Daddy Turmp is so unfamiliar that he was unable to utter them without
his brain melting just a little more
**Most Vile Putz
***Yes, he really fucking said that.
I. Mangrey rushing to judgment.
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