April 28, 2023
This Just In…
Ratpublican
presidential hopeful Nikki Haley recently told someone on Fux News that “[Biden] announced that he’s running again in 2024, and I think that we can all be
very clear and say with a matter of fact that if you vote for Joe Biden you
really are counting on a President Harris, because the idea that he would make
it until 86 years old is not something that I think is likely (Biden will be in
86 at the end of his second term).” Yes, and Haley could get run over by her
own campaign bus before she is even rejected.
Haley was the second
official entrant into the 2024 Ratpublican primary, the first being the guy who
only wants to be president because he’s a fascist and because he thinks it will
be his get-out-of-jail-free card.
This Also Just In…
Nikki Haley’s
presidential campaign, though much, much younger than Joe Biden, will, and I think that we can all be very clear and
say with a matter of fact that if you want to vote for Nikki Haley, you had
better live in or move to one of the very early primary states because her
campaign will be dead and buried within six months. Haley herself may outlive
her doomed campaign, but who the fuck cares.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
happy thoughts.
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