Thought For Arraign-y Day, Postscript

Yesterday Was A Lovely Spring Arraign-y Day

April 5, 2023

Yesterday finally brought the long overdue arraignment of lifelong criminal Donald Jailbird Trump. The fact that his mentally-defective sons and dimming lights like Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, EmptyG, “George Santos,” and other mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers are acting like this is some sort of commie/fascist power-grab with no basis in reality, ignores the fact that Donald Trump has spent his entire life lying, cheating and stealing. Despite his life of crime and punishment (he has perpetually punished everyone else rather than the other way around), practically out of the womb, Trump’s most-bigly-idiot child Eric whined, “At some point, the guy deserves a pass.” In non-alternative reality, what he deserves is a crippling kick in the ass, or more appropriately, the balls. Almost everyone who came within ten feet of Trump during his ill-gotten presidency ended up convicted of some felony or other. All I can say is, fuck ‘em all.

His raised fist says, “Fuck yeah!”

His face says, “I just soiled my diaper again.”

Just about every professional pundit seems to find it necessary to remind their audiences that they should be sad to see a former president of the United States indicted. I understand the sentiment of having undying respect for the office of president. I don’t have that, but that’s just me. Either way, I have to say that when a person who attained that office did so by lying and by not just accepting, but by fomenting help from this nation’s long-time nemesis – Russia – then all bets are off. No one but Trump and his cult members should be sad. And they are only sad that their gutless guru, and by extension they themselves, got caught trying to fuck America.

Professional criminal defendant Trump preparing to plead not guilty 34 times

I mean come on, 34 felony charges? For one person? That’s some serious professional criming. What will Trump’s cult say when all the other shit Dear Leader has thrown up in the air to hide from view comes crashing down on his badly dyed, cotton-candy-covered head in the form of E. Jean Carroll’s rape accusation hitting the courts in two weeks? How will they try to spin the shitstorm coming from Fani Willis in Georgia? Or when Jack Smith and the DOJ take a metaphorical baseball bat to Trump’s classified document theft and Trump’s incitement of the January 6 insurrection? And Letitia James dismantles the skeletal remains of the Trump Organization in New York State? I predict a massive popcorn shortage.

And by the way, this is how you photoshop Trump menacing someone with a baseball bat:

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For Arraign-y Day, Postscript.

What do you think?