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A Jury Of His Peers Is Not What Defendant Trump Thinks It Is

April 18, 2024

“We have our jury.”
Judge Juan Merchan – presiding judge,
People of The State of New York v. Donald Trump
April 18, 2024

Serial adulterer, serial liar, serial-impeached, serial loser, and serial sleeper at the defense table in court Donald Trump had better up his uppers. He has been seen nodding off throughout the first two days of jury selection. He woke up just in time to freak out that his jury had been selected while he was out. His first post-fake-presidency criminal trial (not likely his last) is currently slated to begin with opening arguments on Monday, April 22, 2024. That’s very soon, even in Trumpworld. There is no alternative calendar.

The jury has been selected. This is the jury Trump is whining he did not get

The only jury Trump would claim was very strongly and powerfully fair

This is closer to the jury Trump that will decide the fate of The Most Dangerous Man In The World. He doesn’t drink beer, but if he did he would lie about it.

The identity of these jurors must be protected
from the stochastic terrorist Donald Trump

Everybody knows that Trump will do whatever he can get away with to try and intimidate and threaten and endanger jurors. He will everything possible to put their lives at risk from the wrath of the whackos who adore Demented Defendant Donald.

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