And A Voice That Makes Chalkboards Cringe
April 19, 2024
This is Donald's daughter-in-law Lara Trump, she is
married to Eric, and for that reason and that reason alone, she is now chairing
the Ratpublican National Committee for the sole purpose of funneling any and
all contributions meant for all Ratpublican candidates directly into the
coffers of Dear Old Dad-in-law to pay his legal bills and buy paintings of
himself as Jesus, or Captain America, or Rambo, or a cowboy. Don't hold that
against her. Oh, what the hell, hold it against her. And whatever you do, do not
listen to her sing. You could die. She makes autotune sound tone-deaf.
this unfortunate woman, who was told it was Taylor Swift
But that's not why I'm putting you through the torture
of even thinking about her. I need a little crowdsourcing help.
What I want to know is, what the hell is going on below
her nose? Are those hotdogs? Did she have hotdogs implanted where her lips
were? Are they just glued on?
I. Mangrey. Asking for a friend.
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