Cat’s Crotch Fever

The Center Of The Wasted Mind
April 20, 2012

Rock stub and NRA spokesmonkey Ted Nugent shot off his mouth again, but not in the way you would hope.  The troublesome troubadour who often takes the stage armed with automatic weapons just can’t STFU.  As far as the music goes, I’m sure he sounds better on an AK-47 than he does on any guitar unfortunate enough to have its neck wrenched by the Nuge.  During the 2008 primary the repulsive retro-rocker called Sen. Barack Obama a "piece of shit" and called Hillary Clinton a "worthless bitch."  His brilliant repartee continued with Nugent holding up two assault rifles calling on Obama and Sen. Barbara Boxer "to suck on my machine gun" and then aiming his imaginary wit at Clinton saying, "You might want to ride one of these into the sunset."  I can see why Sean Hannity has such a man-crush on Mitt Romney’s latest celebrity loser endorsement.

His latest attempt at verbal communication included “We need to ride into that battle field and chop their heads off in November!  Any questions?”  Just one amigo – if you’re such a tough guy why did you dodge the draft during Vietnam?  Even though I detest hypocrites like you I have to give you points for style.  None of Dick Cheney’s five deferments even vaguely resembled your ploy of literally wallowing in your own filth, not bathing, gorging yourself on junk food and then pissing and shitting yourself in preparation for your Draft Board physical.  Classy and gutsy.  You go girl.

Nugent closed his latest plea for insanity croaking, “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”  My prayers are with you brother and my support for Obama just kicked up a notch.

I. Mangrey reporting.

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