Newt Gingrich, still pretending to run for president in an effort to raise enough money to pay off his Tiffany's tab and with any luck afford another year of hair sculpting for his android wife, continues the Herculean self delusion that got him where he is today.  Wherever that is?  I don't think he really believes he can be president, but i have no doubt that he really does believe himself incredibly smart - too smart for the likes of us.  I mean c'mon, when was the last time you were disgraced ex-speaker of the House? 

Sure the hard evidence against this theory of his is overwhelming, but he's just so soft and squishy looking you almost want to cut him some slack. Then he opens that yawning chasm under his blobulent nose and you just want to stick a pin in him and watch him carom around the room as all the fetid air empties out of him until he's nothing more than the empty promise of the Bad Old Days and his Contract On America. Keep up the good work Newt. You're doin' a heck of a job.