Burn Baby Burn

The Fiery Death at The End of The Tunnel

May 30, 2018

The British burned down Washington, DC during the War of 1812.  The Burning of Washington was and remained the only time since the American Revolutionary War that a foreign power had captured and occupied the United States capital.  That is, up until the Russians captured and occupied the White House in the person of Donald Chrump. 

Everything is under control in Chrump's Amerika.

 

Former Director of National Intelligence (2010-2017) James Clapper, who, to be fair, lied to Congress about illegal wiretapping of American citizens, during his tenure as DNI, believes that Russia “swung the election to a Trump win.”  Clapper, as DNI, was in a position to watch it happen in real time, and based on what he saw, claims to be certain that the Russians caused Chrump to be our Fake Prezident.  Turns out Clapper might not be the only one in a position to know what was going on.

Add to this former National Security Agency analyst John Schindler, who claims that American intelligence agencies have much more information connecting Chrump to the Kremlin than what they have told us.  Schindler says a senior NSA official told him that, by the time Chrump became the Republican’t nominee, “We knew we had a Russian agent on our hands.”  The NSA official stated that there were above-top-secret reports, which left no doubt that the Russians were subverting our democracy in 2016 – and that, “Trump and his kids knew what they were doing, and who they were doing it with.”

Der Furor, without telling anyone – not his advisors, not his cabinet, not our allies, not even Ivanka – cancelled his historic meeting with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un.  Sure, no one really believed this would ever happen, but it was fun to talk about at the water cooler.  John Bolton and Mike Pence both took turns sweet-talking Kim by threatening to vaporize him if he did not cooperate.  For some reason, Kim took offense at these insane threats, and lost his interest in meeting with his American counterpart.  Chrump first blamed China, and then cited Kim’s “tremendous anger and open hostility” for screwing everything up.  Naturally, Chrump had to look like he was breaking up with Kim, once he realized that Kim was breaking up with him.  As usual, two days later, when it became clear that Kim was acting less insane than Chrump by appearing to continue on the road to peace, Chrump reversed position again.  So it appears that the June 12^th summit is on.  Or not – there is still plenty of time – or not.

Lighting Up Some Hemp?

When he is not golfing or trying to start a nuclear war, Chrump is busy marinating the Constitution – if not the nation’s physical capital – in gasoline (despite skyrocketing prices thanks to his fuck-you-Obama decision to recklessly and unilaterally jettison the Iran nuclear deal, against the advice of just about everyone in the entire world), waiting for just the right moment to set it aflame.

Flaming asshole

 

I. Mangrey reporting. We are living in a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.