May 10, 2018
Finally, we
have a president in a legal tussle with a porn star. I don’t know about you,
buy I finally feel that my life is as complete as can be fairly expected. You
might think that seeing a reality-TV-buffoon with cartoon hair living in the
White House three days a week would have been enough. While this was a major millstone
milestone, it still felt like something was missing. Now that Stormy Daniels is
suing Donald Chrump, aka David Dennison (the alias he used in the agreement he
never signed), to make null and void the non-disclosure agreement that has kept
her from telling the world about her months-long affair with Dennison/Chrump, I
am sleeping much better. I only wish it could be at night instead of all day
long. One step at a time I suppose.
We here at
Paying Attention are always on the lookout for things to make your lives better
in these challenging times. Sometimes we just cannot find anything worthwhile
so we hunker down and create something incredibly tremendous right here in our
little Paying Attention Playroom. Fortunately for you, we have done it again.
Another homerun from the folks who brought you Votegra
for Electile Dysfunction and Rent-a-Coma
for escaping the Chrump Era. This time we bring you something for the little
ones. Something that will make childhood great again. Many people are saying
this. And these are the best people, who know the best words when they see
them.
Many factors
go into buying books for the little ones. They are hopefully still innocent, if
they have not been victims of a daily mass shooting. Or pre-teens addressing
800,000 people (more eloquently than the current White House occupant ever
could) marching to end gun violence. Depending on the child’s age, one might
focus primarily on the artwork. Many parents want something with a positive
message. Maybe something that celebrates family, nature, friendship, or maybe
just a lighthearted story that rhymes. There are the classics like so many Dr.
Suess titles, A Fly Went By, Are You My Mother, or George W. Bush’s
favorites – The Very Hungry Caterpillar
and My Pet Goat, or even 2011’s Go The F**k To Sleep. More recently,
John Oliver introduced the world to A Day
in the Life of Marlon Bundo – a lovely book about the Pence family’s gay
bunny.
The original President Moron reading My
Pet Goat to kids on September 11, 2001
It is not
always easy to decide how much to tell your little ones about the world around
them and how much/how long to protect them from the painfully insulting,
heartbreaking, life-un-affirming insanity that is our lot under the current
administration. Surely, we cannot tell them the story of When Donny Met Stormy.
Goodnight Goon
For those of
you with little ones, get ready for a great new book for those children living
in and hopefully, one day surviving the Chrump era. Soon to be a best-seller, Goodnight Goon promises to be, not
merely a classic, but the best children’s book ever and the best best-seller
anyone has ever known. Believe it. There has never been, nor will there ever be,
such a tremendous book to put the little ones to bed.
Enjoy this preview from the book…
Don’t miss
your chance to get this wonderful lullaby-in-print before supplies run out or
all books are simply banned because Dear Leader becomes brutally jealous of
anyone who can actually read.
I. Mangrey
reposing. Goodnight Gracie.
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