First Amendment 2.Oh My

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March 24, 2019

Because clearly, many people in high places need to read this:

First Amendment of the Constitution of The United States

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

With skin thinner than a baby onion, the very, very fragile uh-Donald Chrump and his sniveling lap-weasel Rep. Devin Nunes are waxing apoplectic about satirists satirizing them.  Nunes is suing Twitter and three of its users for defamation and negligence.  Because they mocked him. 

Melania updates her message so as not to humiliate Donald

Insisting on maximizing irony, Chrump signed an executive order on Thursday requiring some unspecified form of “free speech” (actually to protect the very fine people in right wing extremist groups) on college campuses under threat of losing research funding by some unspecified arbiter (probably Chrump, who has nothing better to do).  This might be better than George W. Bush’s “free speech zones.”  Just kidding. 

Only days earlier, Chrump accused Saturday Night Live of colluding with the Russians and wants the Justice Department to investigate everyone who dares make fun of him.  Except for him.    

First of all you pitiful little man, why the fuck are you watching reruns of SNL?  Shouldn’t you be watching Fux News?  Or yelling at paintings?  Who do you think they should be knocking?  Hillary Clinton?  John McCain?  Oh wait, that’s your schtick.  But wait, there’s more – and it only took him 15 minutes to finish his “thought.”

Besides being certifiably insane and completely dishonest…oh forget it…

Fun Fact

In March of 2010 Nunes, who illegally shared information from the Mueller investigation with Der Furor and is suing Twitter for $250M for, was asked to comment on Tea Party protesters hurling the N-word at civil rights icon/Rep. John Lewis.  Nunes replied, “Yeah, well, I think that when you use totalitarian tactics, people begin to act crazy.  I think there’s people that have every right to say what they want.  If they wanna smear someone, they can do it.”  Someone should remind Rep. Numbskull that what’s sauce for the feces fondling fuckwit is sauce for the gander.  Or something like that.  While they are at it, they should deliver unto him a copy of the Constitution.

And with that, the #LookAtMeToo movement is off to the races.

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