June 20, 2019
As we close in on three traumatic years of Donald Chrump’s
reign of insolence, idiocy and more than a hint of interest in incest, of
record-shattering lying, criminal activity and a higher turnover rate than a school
for suicide bombers,
we learn, to no one’s surprise that Donald Chrump is running for re-election. Go figure.
Chrump took his phantasmagorical freak show to the home of
Disney (a devout racist, homophobe and anti-Semite) to pretend to launch his
2020 campaign. Chrump, as everyone
knows, began his 2020 campaign the day he was inaugurated in 2017, if not
before. In fact, if you listen to him,
which of course is not advisable, he is also running for re-election in 2024,
2028 and 2032…so far. This is likely why
Chrump dodged a reporter’s question whether or not he would endorse Mike Pence
in 2024.
Der Furor verbally assaulted his adoring audiencein Orlando, which boasted (literally) a preponderance of, one assumes, very fine Nazis and assorted white supremacists,
with tales of 2015/2016. If you thought
his post-escalator-descent racist diatribe was nauseating, you are
correct. Unfortunately, that was merely
an hors d’oeuvre for America’s last meal, a brief overture to an obscene opera
of obfuscation and obliteration. With
five acts. And no intermission…so far.
Orlando’s principal newspaper The Sentinel, having endorsed
Republican’t candidates for president almost exclusively since the 1950s –
though they endorsed Hillary Clinton in 2016, preempted Chrump’s fake
announcement with an announcement of their own.
From The Orlando Sentinel:
We’re here to announce our endorsement for president in 2020,
or, at least, who we’re not endorsing: Donald Trump.
Some readers will wonder how we could possibly eliminate a
candidate so far before an election, and before knowing the identity of his
opponent. Because there’s no point pretending we would ever recommend that
readers vote for Trump.
After 2½ years we’ve seen enough. Enough of the chaos, the
division, the schoolyard insults, the self-aggrandizement, the corruption, and
especially the lies.
The Braindead Bunch
Shouting in all caps throughout his ego-massage session, Chrump brought out his greatest hits of race-baiting,
fear-mongering, dissembling bullshit to the great delight of his gathered
goons. He went after his favorite
opponent, Hillary Clinton with both bloated, fast-food-clogged barrels. I know what you’re thinking, “Hillary isn’t
even running this time.” You would be
absolutely right. And, Donald Chrump
would be absolutely irredeemably, batshit, bull-goose loony insane.
Thankfully? they’ve traded in
the brown shirts for red hats.
When Chrump was not bashing Clinton or basking in his
minions’ chants of “Lock her up!” he was waxing psychotic with pure,
unadulterated projection like, “Our radical Democrat opponents are driven by
hatred, prejudice and rage. They want to destroy you and they want to destroy
our country as we know it.” As always,
Chrump was talking – screaming actually – about himself with every word.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Merry-go, merry-go, merry-go-round.
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