The Clodfather

Collusion Curious

June 16, 2019

Chrump said that the head of the FBI (who Chrump appointed) “was wrong” when he said that any politician who is contacted by a foreign power with purported intelligence should report such activity immediately, but he will not bat an eye now that American Intelligence says Iran attacked oil tankers in the Gulf of Tonkin Oman.  Mike Pompeo wasted no time blaming Iran just in time to give his boss the war he desperately needs to salvage his rapidly decaying, fake presidency.

George Stephanopoulos asked life-long conman Chrump if he would contact authorities if approached by a foreign entity with dirt on an opponent.  Chrump believed it was his duty to take whatever he could get on his opponent, and then consider letting the intelligence community in on it, if he determined it necessary.  According to all unbiased authorities, it is against the law to accept such information, which should immediately be reported.

By way of explanation for yet another decision to ignore the law, Chrump whined, “I’ve seen a lot of things over my life. I don’t think in my whole life I’ve ever called the FBI. In my whole life. You don’t call the FBI.” 

It surprises no one that a criminal would tend to avoid contacting law enforcement.  Funny thing though, Chrump did call the FBI in 1981 and offered to “fully cooperate” with the bureau, suggesting that FBI agents work undercover in a casino he was considering opening in Atlantic City.  Chrump said he heard there were problems with organized crime in Atlantic City.  As everyone now knows, Chrump prefers disorganized crime.

Perhaps Il Douche is so fed up with all the collusion accusations, that he decided, “Hey, why not just go for it, what could it hurt?  I mean, it worked pretty well last time...I mean, NO COLLUSION...at least not yet.”

The Clodfather, making an offer he can’t understand…
or maybe it’s just gas.

Reporter v. Donald J. Trump, June 13, 2019

Reporter: “You seem to suggest that yesterday you essentially committing to not spying on North Korea. is that what you meant? Were those comments interpreted accurately, if so why?”

Trump: “It’s not what I meant…it’s what I said, and that’s what, I think it’s different than maybe your interpretation.” 

I. Mangrey reporting.  Carry that weight.