In The Dog Days Of Summer, How To Beat The Cheat

Chrump: “When They Go High, We Go Low. Really Low. Well, We Go Low Anyway, So What The Fuck.”

August 28, 2020

The Chrump National Convention is finally over. A veritable smorgasbord of lies, delusion, racism and toxic mental illness. There is no known vaccine for this sickness. No one is sure just how many Americans may succumb to this virulent strain of runaway sociopathy. Since is was so difficult to find any Republican’ts with double-digit IQs to speak on Chrump’s behalf, and there are not enough Chrumpublican’ts who are able to make coherent sentences, Donny spoke for the majority of the four-day event. He had promised to keep it upbeat and very positive, so naturally it was a dystopian hate-fest. It made his 2017 inaugural “American Carnage” speech seem like a verse from Dr. Seuss.

Chrump broke yet another tradition, if not law, by prostituting the White House itself – as if his very presence was not enough of a stain on the People’s House – by using it for political purposes. This man and the party he has taken over could not have shown more disdain for whatever good this country has ever stood for. Our laws mean nothing to them. Our Constitution, as far as they are concerned is not worth the parchment on which it was written. The unyielding racism that continues to plague this nation is nothing more than a way to inspire the dregs of society that comprise a stunning proportion of their electoral base. This country is more broken than it has been since the Civil War and he alone has fucked it (not really, Chrump had extensive help from many Republican'ts, but please allow me this bit of poetic license).

At the 2016 RNC, Chrump brought his mistress/daughter Ivanka up on stage and in front of the hundreds of people who watched the event on purpose, he groped her while staring at her chest. Old habits die hard.

When you’re a father they let you do it

Our sources had heard that Chrump planned to kill five or ten seconds on Thursday night by going all the way, treating Ivanka like he treats American flags. Not having the stomach to have watched this insanity, I cannot say how this ultimately played out. Other sources said he would be saving this particular spectacle for his (God forbid) second inauguration. And you thought his 2017 “American Carnage” speech was horrifying.

Loving the flag in the wrongest way

Time To Fire Up Debase

It is hard to know why it is so hard to round up enough Chrump-loving Chrumpublican’ts to show their love for the Orange Gas Cloud. After all, this is his show – The Washington, DC Apprentice – and the rotting carcass that was the Republican’t party is now a wholly owned bankrupt subsidiary of the soon-to-be-indicted Chrump Organization. Well, his and Fux News’, and QAnon and all the racists, homophobes, anti-Semites, neo-Nazis and white nationalists. To be fair, not all Chrumpublican’ts are racists, homophobes, anti-Semites, neo-Nazis and white nationalists. However, all racists, homophobes and anti-Semites, neo-Nazis and white nationalists are Chrumpublican’ts.

Chrump lovers unite

Chrump has been studying how to win this rigged election. He provided some expert commentary about how elections are won. “Many Blacks didn’t go out to vote for Hillary ‘cause they liked me. That was almost as good as getting the vote, you know, and it was great.” Chrump is truly an idiot savant without all that radical left bourgeois savant bullshit. I hope millions and millions of voters who like Chrump stay home and show their great support this November 3^rd.

Be Smart When You Try To Beat The Cheat

Be careful if you plan on voting in person; Chrump might see all those people standing around peacefully and think they are out to get him and send in his Stormchrumpers to have them all spirited away in unmarked vans and held until the polls close.

Chrump kicked off his pathetic ego-fest by telling his zombies, “the only way they can take this away from us” is if the election is rigged, while once again “joking” about getting “12 more years.” In one way it is understandable that Chrump fears a rigged election; he lost the popular vote by three million votes even though the election was rigged in 2016, and it was rigged in his favor last time. And he is the one trying his best to rig this one. Maybe he should just let the American people decide and stop rigging fucking elections. Oh wait, he’s a Republican’t and a psychotic narcissist. My bad.

I. Mangrey recovering. Only 66 more cheating days until Election Day.