The Whining



Heeeeere’s Donny

Cry Me A Loser

August 24, 2020

Chrump constantly whined about a rigged election throughout the 2016 campaign. As we all know now, it was rigged. It was rigged by James Comey who talked about new evidence in the Fake Hillary Clinton Email Extravaganza 11 days before the election, causing fatal damage to Clinton’s campaign. This “evidence” turned out to be the reddest of herrings.

Somehow, Comey failed to mention the fact that Donald Chrump’s campaign was under an actual investigation by the FBI for colluding with the Russians. This turned out to be the complete opposite of a red herring. A whale shark perhaps? Smothered in Russian dressing? Chrump’s whining about a rigged election was yet another example of Chrump always and only talking about himself.

We ultimately learned what was patently obvious the moment Chrump said, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” So yes, the 2016 election was rigged – by Vladimir Putin and Donald Chrump.

We are in the throes of the 2020 campaign and once again and even Chrump knows he cannot win without cheating, probably more cheating than in 2016, so he is once again whining about a rigged election. We should all take him at his word because once again…say it with me now: He is always and only talking about himself. He is desperately trying to rig the election he knows he cannot win. Certainly not the popular vote, and this time, very likely not the unpopular vote – or as it is known in technical circles – the Electoral College vote, either.

Chrump is working as tirelessly as he knows how to rig this election, with the help of the professional election riggers – the Republican’t Party. He may again talk about postponing the election. Chrump is suing several states over mail-in ballots. He may try to rig it by sending Stormtrumpers to select cities. As he whined just the other day, “We're going to have sheriffs, and we're going to have law enforcement, and we're going to have, hopefully, US attorneys, and we're going to have everybody and attorney generals (sic).” I suppose we are supposed to be thankful Chrump didn’t mention brining in tanks or nuclear weapons. Although, it’s only August. Stay tuned.

At this point, he is so accustomed to doing everything Putin tells him, Chrump seems to think he is running just another Russian satellite country. Or maybe just president of QAnon; I understand they like him very much. With the added benefit that the FBI considers the group a domestic terror threat (just like Chrump himself).

An unhinged, armed Chrump on Fifth Avenue looking for Democrats

I. Mangrey regretting. Only 70 more cheating days until Election Day.