Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street?
I Damn Sure Can’t Take It Here Anymore.
November 9, 2021
Raphael
"Ted" Cruz, fresh off his implausible defense of parents at school
board meetings displaying nazi salutes because of mask mandates perpetrated by
horrible people trying to avoid dead school children, has found a new, cause
pathétique. Unable to take on actual humans, the Texass Tragedy decided to take
on Big Bird.
Cruz
accused Big Bird of disseminating "government propaganda…for your
5-year-olds" because Big Bird did what he has been doing for decades – getting
vaccinated and telling kids to get vaccinated against one thing or another.
Cruz,
a well-documented slimeball, who among too many cringeworthy assaults on common
decency, ran off to Cancun while his constituents literally froze to death
because their home state of Texass didn't want big government to intrude on big
oil’s turf, leaving their energy infrastructure vulnerable to…what’s that
called? Oh yeah, weather. Particularly, climate-crisis-induced weather events,
which Texass is doing everything possible to perpetuate. As the saying goes, “There
is no Texass in team.” And when his constituents are dying and or in dire need,
there is no Cruz in Texass.
Ted
Cruz, who once proved to the world that he did not understand the message in
Dr. Seuss' seminal work Green Eggs and Ham, is now showing some of his
signature faux courage, bullshit bravado and sheer stupidity by going after
Sesame Street superstar and all-around good egg (well, one-time good egg), Big
Bird. According to legend, Big Bird is six years old (one assumes in Big Bird
years, since the gentle giant has been helping children learn all manner of
things for more than 40 human years. Cruz, on the other hand, acts like he is
only six human years of age. On a good day.
I. Mangrey
reporting. Brought to you by the letter ‘O’ for Oy.
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