STFU
November 11, 2021
I assume that I am not the only one who finds it ironic, if
not hilarious, that Donald Turmp, who has been whining for quite a while that
his very important voice is being stifled for no reason, doesn’t want anyone to
know about many things he and his little friends have been yammering about
since Turmp got his gelatinous rear end handed to him in the 2020 election.
Banned from Twitter, supposedly for life. Banned from
F#*$book. Never mind of course, that the reasons for being banned are almost
infinite: the inveterate lying throughout his time in office, his serial-killer-like
response to the worst pandemic in over a century, his very strong and powerful
lie about defeating Joe Biden, and then there’s the racism, hate-mongering and
treason. But other than that, he’s a repeatedly bankrupt (financially) and
perpetually bankrupt morally, misogynist conman. Oh, and the blog Turmp started, to get him back on social media barely lasted one Scaramucci.
Now the Jan 6 Commission wants access to Turmp's
communications leading up to and during his insurrection. The people who want
to give Turmp the full credit he deserves for trying to “Stop The Steal” are
very interested in everything the-most-impeached-president-ever has to say.
They want all of his communications – 700+ pages, including, hand-written notes
from his chief-of-staff, White House diaries, which detail the president’s
day – where he was, who he was meeting with, what
phone calls he took, who he called. Inquiring minds want to know.
We Know What You Did
Last Winter
So which is it Donald darling? You want everyone to hang on
your every word? Or you want all your thoughts, dreams and coup d'état plans
hidden from your adoring minions, as well as the majority of Americans. You make
the call. Just kidding. Please just shut the fuck up and lose a few more court
battles. Like the one you just lost in federal court. Turmp's very stable
lawyers filed a motion around midnight on Monday to temporarily block the
National Archives from releasing his administration’s records to the House
January 6 Select Committee. He was shot down, as usual. And adding insult to
idiocy, the judge's decision included the phrase, “But presidents are not
kings, and plaintiff is not president.” Hey Don, what if we let you post them
on Twitter?
Too bad Donny, you can't win hardly any of 'em
Turmp will continue to try and run out the clock in the
courts, hoping Ratpublicans will take control of the House next November, and
stop investigating Turmp’s attempted coup and turn their attention to, one
assumes, Benghazi and Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Freedom Of Screech
Speaking of STFU, deranged congressthing Paul Gosar (R-AZ),
whose siblings banded together (unfortunately to no effect) to produce a
campaign ad explaining that their brother was a rotten yutz who had no business
being elected to Congress, is at it again. Naturally, the Ratpublican
electorate in Arizona, found this irresistible and elected yet another
intellect-free reptilian reject.
Gosar, who is suspected of being part of the planning phase
of the January 6 terrorist plot to overthrow the United States government,
recently posted an animated video depicting him murdering Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
and wielding two swords against Joe Biden, the current president, despite all
of Gosar’s fever dreams and attempted coups to the contrary.
In a surprise move, the GQP leadership, censured Gosar. Just
kidding, Gosar’s sick behavior is just business as usual. Nothing to see here,
he’s not a Democrat. Plus, Ratpublicans are literally too busy censuring their
colleagues who dared vote in favor of the infrastructure bill aimed at helping
millions of Americans and America itself.
I’m looking forward to Kathy Griffin’s take on Gosar’s antics.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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