Winners And Losers And Winning Losers
November 15, 2021
In the aftermath of what most of the political punditry is calling an
unmitigated disaster of an election – because Dems lost the governor’s race in
Virginia, blame is being heaped on progressive Dems for jamming their Crocs
into the legislative gears. So, the only Congress critters who actually give a
shit about the majority of Americans (oh, and the planet) are being pilloried
for not abandoning their principles by giving in to their corporate-clinging
colleagues. It seems the experts have lost their minds sight of the fact
that it is progressives who are fighting for the agenda that Joe Biden and
significant majorities of Americans – who elected him to do what he campaigned on – want.
These high-paid hyenas of histrionics in the media have also forgotten
that after every presidential election, the victorious party loses the
governorships of both Virginia and New Jersey. And this year, after winning the
presidency – despite the incessant whining of Ratpublicans all across the land
to the contrary – New Jersey managed to eke out the retention of their
Democratic governor. Maybe this means that Joe Biden really isn’t president
after all…at least not in New Jersey. It’s hard to tell how anything really
works anymore.
Fun fact: Naturally, there was rampant voter fraud. Naturally, it was
perpetrated by Ratpublicans. Naturally, it was ignored by said Ratpublicans
since their guy, Glenn Youngkin won his election in Virginia. A single incident
(which would be portrayed as hundreds-of-thousands by Ratpublicans) of
attempted voter fraud was uncovered in the Virginia gubernatorial race. Funnier
fact: Glenn Youngkin’s 17-year-old son twice tried to vote illegally. In fact,
he attempted to do so in a precinct where his family doesn’t even live. Twice.
According to authorities, the younger Youngkin did not technically break any
laws. He only tried to. And after all, he’s white. And Ratpublican.
For any others out there who
don’t know anything at all about voting in America, the voting age is 18. Which
is more than 17. And one is required to vote where they live. This is true even
for white people and Ratpublicans. For now.
*The origin of the word “sabotage”
is believed by some to derive from stories of striking French laborers throwing
their wooden shoes sabots into the machinery, over a century ago. Is
this why similarly-fashioned though non-wooden footwear are called clogs?
I. Mangrey reporting. Because
it’s there.
Bonus Track:
Frank Zappa - Sinister Footwear II
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