If He Only Had Some Balls

Shooting His Mouth Off?
That Phrase Does Not Mean What He Thinks It Means
At Least Not To Me

May 17, 2022

For some reason cowardly liar Fucker Carlson seems obsessed with what he calls a masculinity crisis. Methinks he doth protest too much. The only real masculinity crisis is Carlson himself. Not that masculinity is an objectively flawless quality, far from it, but there is nothing particularly masculine about the Swanson frozen foods trust fund baby who tries to pass himself off as a man of the people, or even a wuss of the people, no matter how hard he tries to pretend he’s a tough guy.

Fucker’s got it all:

No heart, no brain, no balls, and

he’s a whiny little brat

But Wait, There’s More…

Carlson has also made a name for himself hawking so-called “Great Replacement Theory.” The very theory the recent (Wish I could say ‘most recent,’ but that can never really be said about mass shootings in America, at least not without a reasonable guarantee of being proven wrong within a day or so when the next batch takes its place) mass shooter used to justify his racist/terrorist rampage in a Buffalo, NY grocery store. The same conspiracy behind the Charlottesville, VA torch bearing racists’ chanting “Jews will not replace us!” and “You will not replace us!” while protesting in favor of keeping the Confederacy alive, and then being called “very fine people” by then-racist-president Donald Tmurp. The very same despicable conspiracy theory Fucker has been blathering on about over and over again during what MSNBC’s Chris Hayes has called Carlson’s “White Power Hour.”

Fragile, bigoted, hateful and murderous white guys are all to happy to believe that there is a movement afoot to replace white people with non-white people in a number of overly-white countries, not the least of which is our own homeland – you know, the one we stole from this land’s original inhabitants. And who the fuck was it brought all those involuntary “immigrants” over here – before there even was an America – in the first place? If you really need someone to blame, Fucker, just look in your mirror.

New Yorker Magazine staff writer and dean of Columbia University School of Journalism Jelani Cobb had this to say about replacement theory:

“The idea that somehow African Americans are party to replacing anyone is ironic. If we’re going to be realistic about this, the population of this country is between one and two percent Native American. They were one hundred percent of the population of North America at the time of contact. If there is anyone who has the language about replacement, it is in fact what white Europeans did to the indigenous population of these lands. That’s the great replacement we have to grapple with in this country.”

They say that long COVID can result in brain damage that is similar to the deterioration that occurs with advanced aging – stealing some 20 years of mental competence, or a 10-point drop in IQ. This is nowhere near the brain damage and precipitous drop in IQ associated with watching the brain-eating-bacterial-bullshit that is Fucker Carlson’s nightly assault on humanity.

 

Bruce Cockburn - Stolen Land - 1994

I. Mangrey regurgitating. Carlsons will not replace us.