Schmuck For The Day

Susan “Back-Alley” Collins

May 04, 2022

On the dog-doo-encrusted heels of the newly leaked draft opinion (written by lying sack of shit Samuel Alito) exposing the scofflaw Extreme Court’s intention to nullify the settled law of Roe v. Wade, I've seen a slew of articles implying that Susan Collins was “played” by Brett “Boofing Is Fun For The Whole Family” Kavanaugh when she interviewed him to help him become a Supreme Court Clown/Justice and fulfill Ratpublicans’ crusade to overturn Roe v. Wade.

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Collins was not played. She was playing along. After all, how could Collins not have known what so many of us found to be beyond obvious, that a beer-obsessed, credibly-accused sexual assaulter like Kavanaugh would unhesitatingly lie to her face? Fuck Susan Collins and anyone who even entertains the idea that maybe a woman should be in control of her own body, yet still voted for Collins - the Stain From Maine.

Is Being Stupid A Choice?

Collins willfully aided and abetted the construction of the super-stupid majority in the Court, voting to confirm nominees to the highest court who she knew full well were chosen by the Federalist Society for their obsession with killing Roe v. Wade, along with countless women who will be forced to die in order to save their unborn. And for their insistence that women (and girls) who were raped, even by family members, should, under rule of law, carry those pregnancies to term as life-long, unrelenting reminders of the most horrific moments of their lives, until the day they die. You know because, as a number of Ratpublican men have mused, they should just make the most of the gift that God (and the rapist) gave them.

Make no mistake. This is just the tip of the shitberg. There are plenty more rights like abortion that are not spelled out in the Constitution. Like privacy, same-sex marriage, contraception, and who knows what other rights we take for granted that these Cro-Magnon men of the radical-right are waiting to pull out of their fat white asses.

I am not saying the following to be rude or mean, just accurate. Susan Collins is one dumb fuck. And her compatriot Lisa Murkowski is not the brightest fuck either. Both of these alleged moderates are culpable and will have the blood of women on their hands.

Sometimes the road to hell is paved with bad intentions.

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