Bitch
Cassidy
May 28, 2022
Louisiana has one of the worst
infant mortality rates in the nation. However, according to today’s Schmuck For
The Day, Senator Bill Cassidy, his very special state does not have a problem
with infant mortality. No, the
real problem is that there are just so many Blacks in Louisiana, and that
affects their overall rate.
You
may be interested and then horrified to know that Cassidy is a – gulp –
licensed physician. So don’t get sick in Louisiana. Cassidy is the senior senator to
his confederate, the even scarier, crackerier, and very possibly dumber John
Kennedy. Tough call on that one.
In
case anyone was wondering just what the fuck the Pelican State Pinhead was
getting at, he fearlessly spelled it out. “About a third of our population is
African American; African Americans have a higher incidence of maternal
mortality. So, if you correct our population for race, we’re not as much of an
outlier as it’d otherwise appear.”
Um, Black Deaths Matter
One
would be perfectly within one’s rights to assume that Cassidy believes that it
would be much fairer if African Americans in his state would be counted as 3/5
of a person. That should square things.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck
Of The Day.
You're welcome.
Who is your schmuck
of the day?
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