This
Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
December 6, 2022, as the polls in Georgia are
closing
Apparently, there
are people in Georgia (and some of their friends) who are as stupid and
ignorant as we thought they were.
Someone should tell
this yahoo that he and his fellow travelers are the reason “they’re not going
to do anything up in Washington.”
Trying to be polite
here. Really, I am. There are plenty of Democrats in Congress who can be quite
annoying in many ways. But there are many more on the other side of the aisle
(the pro-Trump, pro-Hitler, willing-to-forgive-Nazis side) who are simply
tiny-brained fascist fuckwit clowns who have no intention of getting anything
substantial accomplished. Oh, and they are also incredibly fucking annoying to
boot. If people like Mr. Woodall are unable to discern the difference between
someone like Rafael Warnock and Herschel Walker, maybe we do need some kind of
minimum intellectual competence to qualify for the ability to cast a vote.
Friend of
mock-candidate Herschel Walker, Louisiana’s John Kennedy (no relation to the
Massachusetts Kennedys or mammals in general) had this to add to Walker’s
frightening campaign support
These woke, high IQ
stupid people, they walk around with zip lock bags of kale that they eat to
give them energy. If you want to eat kale, that's up to you. I don't eat kale.
You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I'd rather be fat.
And stupid.
In Related Broken News…
Many pundits keep
asking, “Is there room for white supremacy and fascism in the Republican (their
word, not mine) Party?” Are you fucking kidding me? The real question is, “Is
there room for anyone else anymore?”
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
nail biting.
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