SPECIAL FEATURE: PAYING ATTENTION™ DAILY AFFIRMATION

December 16, 2022

Disgraced, twice-impeached, failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Donald Trump and dozens of his congressional hench-monkeys continue to find themselves under a judicial microscope for plotting to overturn the 2020 election of Joe Biden and inciting an insurrection to overthrow the government. 

As always, The-Once-And-Future-Thing attempted to distract from his all-you-can-tweet buffet of legal imbroglios. Two days ago Trump teased a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT that would be revealed the following day.

Yes, he actually posted this (and it was a video)

It turned out the MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT was that the former Grifter in-Chief was selling crap. Did he mention he's really rich?

I couldn’t make this shit up, believe me.
And if I could, I wouldn’t.
But if I did, you should shun me.

Only $99 each – collect them none

Even Trump aficionado and human sewer Steve Bannon said, “Make it stop.”

Unfortunately, there have been too many times when we have seen Donald Turmp under fire, under investigation, under interrogation, under oath, only to emerge nowhere near scathed enough to satisfy truth, justice or the American way. Once again, those of us with IQs that are not preceded by a decimal point find ourselves hoping against hope, watching as the Russian-roulette-cylinders of justice spin ceaselessly, with the barrel of justice now pointed squarely at the orange-dyed temple of the man who tried to steal America. Will it finally land on the chamber with the proverbial bullet in it when the metaphorical trigger is pulled? Will the trigger ever actually be pulled?

In any event, let us bathe ourselves in positive thoughts and imagery, that we may summon into existence that which we desire. Here is a little something to help set the mood:

This has been your Paying Attention™ Daily Affirmation
It’s like a moment of Zen, only more New Agey.