Schadenfreude For The Day

I Pity The Fool*

January 27, 2023

Reporter: Let me ask you, as we sit here in your home office in Indiana. Did you take any classified documents with you from the White House?

Mike Pence: [Looking as always, like he is about to lie, and nodding his head] Uh, I, I did not. (Note to self, nodding of the head customarily signifies the affirmative.)

Reporter: Do you see any reason for anyone to take classified documents with them, leaving the White House?

Mike Pence: Well, there'd be no reason to have classified documents, particularly if they were in an unprotected area. [precisely where Pence's classified documents were found when he had his lawyer – supposedly for no particular reason – search the Pence residence for classified documents, as of course we all do...when we suddenly “remember” – months or years later – that we have in fact taken classified documents from the White House and stored them in unprotected areas in our homes.]

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*Not really, it’s just something you say.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schadenfreude For The Day.