Wednesday, February 1, 2023

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A Man With A Plan (B)

February 1, 2022

Hey, remember brain-dead liar and senator-wannabe Herschel Walker? The guy who lied as much as “George Santos” and almost as much as Donald Trump?

It turns out that 8 out of 10 anti-choicers simply believe that women are not capable of making decisions about…well, anything, including whether, why or if an abortion is right for them. Apparently, in-depth polling found that it is not really abortions as such that rile the tiny brains of those who oppose choice for any and every reason. These treacherous cretins believe that women should not be granted control over their own bodies because they are not smart or moral enough.

From Salon.com:

According to Tresa Undem, co-founder of PerryUndem, “The research tells us that anti-abortion attitudes” are not really about “babies or when life begins [these] views are about one's fundamental beliefs toward women.” “[Republicans] hold the most hostile sexist views.”

Therefore, it should not come as a surprise that (even though there is no proof as of yet that this is true), to learn (or make up the fact that) hot off his stunning reverse victory, Herschel Walker, the vehement anti-choice candidate and abortion aficionado who paid for some number of abortions (which he demanded) for women he impregnated, who were not his wife is planning to open up a chain of easy-access abortion clinics. Mostly for personal use, but intended to let anyone utilize their services…just in case. As always, Mr. Walker will drive you to his nearest clinic, pay for your care and send you a get-well-soon card after he abandons you.

Sometimes a man’s gotta (make a woman) do what a man’s gotta (make a woman) do. Even if, or maybe especially because he knows she ain’t got the brains to think for herself and didn’t have the good sense to shut that whole thing down..

Herschel’s Walker-In Abortion Clinic

Hi, I’m Herschel Walker. Get an abortion at one of my clinics
 and get a free genuine make-believe sheriff’s badge from me

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