Oopsie Daisy...BANG!
February 17, 2023
A Brazilian pro-gun lawyer was shot by his own weapon while visiting a hospital when the powerful magnetic field from an MRI scanner caused the pistol to fire on its own.
Leandro
Mathias de Novaes had a concealed handgun while accompanying his mother for a
scan at the Laboratorio Cura in Sao Paulo in January.
Despite
warnings from staff to remove jewelry and metal objects in the MRI room, Mathias
kept his weapon on his waistband. Maybe he did not know that guns were made of
metal.
The
magnetic field from the machine was so strong that the weapon was pulled from
his waist and fired off a round, which hit him in his stomach. Surely this was
the Hand of God at work.
Darwin Wins Again
The
40-year-old Brazilian was treated in hospital for more than two weeks before he
died from his wounds. Apparently, God works in slow ways, or maybe she just
wanted de Novaes to think long and hard about what a fucking moron he had been.
Mathias de Novaes was known for posting pro-gun content to his 12,000 followers on TikTok.
A
spokesman for the Order of Attorneys of Brazil in Cotia, São Paulo, said: “It
is with deep regret that OAB Cotia communicates to all fellow lawyers the
unexpected loss of our dear friend and lawyer Dr. Leandro Mathias de Novaes.
A spokesperson for Paying Attention™ and reasonable people everywhere said, “It is with great schadenfreude and a side order of good riddance to bad rubbish that we bid a fond farewhatever to Mr. de Novaes. This is an ex-pinhead.”
How
the hell is, I mean was this guy not American?
Just thought you might like to know.
Now wasn’t that fun?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
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