February 21, 2023
Donald Trump’s lap
weasel and flatulence funnel Mike Pence is hard at work trying to dodge a
subpoena from Special Counsel Jack Smith (and yes Mr. Drumpf*, that is his real
name, and he is real serious about protecting America from the likes of you). Most
legal experts believe that serving Pence with a subpoena means he is getting
closer to indicting the big fat cheese puff. And Pence, being still owned by and
stupid-glued to Trump, is choosing to protect his master, judge, jury and
would-be executioner in order to keep us from learning the truth.
Which begs the question, why does Mike Pence hate America? Why does he continue to support the ongoing insurrection and bigly…I mean Big Lie? Why doesn’t Pence want to tell the truth about what he knows about Trump’s attempted coup? Remember? The coup where Trump encouraged his mush-brained mutant MAGAts to – what was that again? Oh yeah, now I remember – Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence! In case anyone wasn’t sure if they were serious, they chanted it over and over – it even displaced “Jews will not replace us!” for a while – and in order to be prepared, they constructed a gallows outside the Capitol, wherein they went hunting for the vice weasel (among others). Meanwhile, Mighty Mike was running for his life, soiling his britches and preparing to claim he was the hero of the day. Even if he was the hero of that day (spoiler alert: he was not), he is now a sniveling coward and a traitor to this nation, refusing to speak under oath to the American people via Special Counsel Jack Smith. Pence claims he is merely protecting the separation of powers and the office he once held (spoiler alert: he is not).
Does Pence really
believe he can run for president, or is he trying to stay on the ticket that
almost got him strung up?
Don & Mike – getting the scam back together again
Whatever his goal, Mike Pence will go down in American history as a footnote, a failure and as Trump called him for refusing to aid and abet Trump’s attempt to ignore the will of the people (and the Electoral College this time) while inciting a coup, “a pussy.”
Don and Mike in happier times
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The Story of Drumpf
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled
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