It's Not A House, It’s A Home*
January 9, 2023
After
the number of rounds in a championship heavyweight boxing match – including one
round that almost became a boxing match – the spectacularly dimwitted, soulless
and dickless Kevin McCarthy became the soon-to-be-shortest-serving-ever Speaker
of the House. And a great cheer went up from almost no one.
Like George
WTF Bush, who wanted to be president in the worst way, and succeeded beyond
anyone’s nightmares, McCarthy’s quest to lead the House promises to be equally
scarring on the body politic, if not the actual bodies of countless Americans. Like Bush, Jr. McCarthy desperately
wanted the job much more than actually doing it, and like Bush has neither clue
nor capacity.
It is
unclear how many dead congressmen voted for McCarthy. I'm sure chairman of the
Judiciary Committee, Jim Jordan will get to the bottom of this via endless
hearings just as soon as they clear up Hunter Biden's emails...I mean
Benghazi...I mean laptop.
The
Coup Congress
McQarthy promises to be historically ineffectual, but those who allowed him to have his day will surely do their best to inflict considerable damage to things like the environment, national intelligence (however you care to interpret that), women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, voting rights, Medicare, Social Security and the global economy, to name just a few. Those Ratpublicans who were most responsible for dragging McQuarthy through the mud of 15 votes, were the same ones who helped carry out, and still support the Trumpian insurrection.
Not included
in that group was newly minted, and man of mystery (i.e., endless lies about his
life) George Santos, who did his part by flashing a white power sign while casting
at least one vote for McQarthy.
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* for the
intellectually bankrupt, morally bereft and criminally insane
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Night.
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