December 28, 2024
Contrary to popular
opinion, irresponsible rumor and rampant hope, JD Vance is alive and well.
The long-invisible Trump VP was recently
spotted at the annual Army-Navy game alongside his convicted
felon/ex-president/president-elect boss, and NY subway vigilante Daniel
Pennies, the Marine veteran recently acquitted of criminally negligent homicide
for murdering Jordan Neely, a homeless black man. As far as Vance and Trump are concerned,
anyone who kills a black man is okay by them, especially when they get away
with it and don’t require a Trump pardon.
Soon after this
proof-of-life public appearance, Vance once again disappeared into the void. A
new search is being mounted for some inexplicable reason.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special
Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
binge watching.
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