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Mountains Of Stupidity

December 27, 2024

Douche Trump has spent most of his time since being elected by a coalition of the wanking threatening everyone and anyone who followed the law, the truth, the Constitution and reality in ways that a convicted felon who follows none of those found unacceptable. Members of Congress, members of the press, prosecutors, generals, Canada, Mexico (of course), and now Denali.

The mountain formerly known as McKinley, first formerly known as Denali – the High One

Semi-sentient shithead Trump, fresh off his threats to reclaim the Panama Canal, now says he intends to steal from Native Americans once again by returning the wholly undeserved white man’s name to Denali. McKinley never visited the peak before being assassinated and had no connection whatsoever.

The soulless schmuck-soon-to-be-president told his zombies, “They took his name off Mount McKinley. He was a great president.” Trump added that his administration will “bring back the name of Mount McKinley because I think he deserves it.” Deserves it why exactly? I prefer presidents that weren’t assassinated. With one glaring exception.

At the behest of Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski (and her father before her) and Native Alaskans – after a four-decades-long battle – President Barack Obama was finally persuaded to revoke the name of a white man and restore the original name of North America’s tallest mountain – Denali, the local Athabascan name, meaning “the High One,” which was officially designated as the peak's name by the state of Alaska in 1975.

The only surprise is that Il Douche wants to change the name back to McKinley, and not Mt. Trump. He’s probably planning to use eventually end up there as soon as he uses our tax dollars to fabricate gold letters large enough to be seen from space.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day.