Thought For The Day – Oh, Christ

On This Day In The Year 0

December 25, 2024

“Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?”
Melania Trump, years before hawking crappy ornaments in 2024

To all my Christian friends, Romans and countrymen, let me issue a preemptive apology: something just occurred to me that might at first blush, perhaps second blush, and maybe even countless subsequent blushes seem rude, heartless and/or fightin’ words. The inspiration for this epiphany was none other than Donald Jesus Trump.

Unfortunately, once a thought happens I am required by law and journalistic “ethics” to make it public.

Here it is.                                                                                                              

The next thing you will see is my thought.

It is my thought and no one else’s.

So, here it is.

A thought by I. Mangrey:

Apparently, Jesus was only the Messiah because he was killed. I like messiahs who weren’t killed.

And let us say, Oh, man.

In any event, Happy Birthday to the Jewish kid from Bethlehem who made it big. And unto him we wish a Happy Hanukkah. As he surely would have wanted. 

If he ever actually existed.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For Christmas Day.

The Kinks - Father Christmas