SPECIAL EDITION: Schmuck/Quote Of The Day – Trump’s Ho Man

The Problem   

January 29, 2026

This is a very special combo Schmuck Of The Day and Quote Of The Day with none other than former and future ogre under the bridge and current racist-in-chief of DHS (who actually has a fake position, made up just for him, like Trump’s fake FIFA Peace Prize) – Tom Homan, a human hissy-fit who always looks and sounds like he’s talking with his own dick in his mouth.

  Orc                                    Homan
(separated at birth)

The perpetually aggravated, aggressive and antagonistic face of Trump’s brutal, racist so-called immigration policy was sent to clean up the murderous mess left behind by the just-fired Machiavellian mouse-man, the very small (in every way) now-ex Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino. The only possible worse choice would have been Stephen Miller. Sending Homan in is like sending in the arsonist, who everyone just watched torch the place, to put out the fire…with gasoline.

The one smart thing was they obviously dosed Homan up the wazoo with a jar full of doggie downers to keep Homan from acting like himself. He had this to say:

“I’m staying until the problem’s gone.”
Tom Homan, January 29, 2026

“That’s a big no-brainer jerkweed, since you are the problem.”
I. Mangrey, January 29, 2026

David Bowie – Cat People (Putting Out Fire)

This has been a special Paying Attention™ Schmuck/Quote Of The Day.