Thought For The Day – Eureka!

Now Who’s The Very Stable Genius

January 20, 2026

The fascist Trump administration wants to hire thousands more ICE ICE agents. They don’t care if they are wholly unqualified, mentally unstable, criminals, drug addicts, illiterate and/or racist. Truth be known, most of these qualities are considered assets by Trump, and therefore by everyone who works for him. But I digress.

Laura Jedeed, a journalist, decided to investigate the ICE ICE recruitment process first-hand. Jedeed completed a short interview and a drug test, which she admitted should have come up positive for cannabis, and was waved through. Google Laura Jedeed (there’s only one “Laura Jedeed” with an internet presence)  and you quickly learn that she is anything but a Trump/ICE ICE supporter. Guess who didn’t bother to even look. Makes you wonder how many dead people have applied and been accepted. Pass GO, collect $500K signing bonus (and a Get Out Of Jail Free card) and start inflicting chaos and violence as you see fit. 

 

But wait, there’s more…

Again, ICE are not police, though we agree someone should POLICE ICE!!.

If you’re wondering how this all-white army of morons and assholes is even a thing, four simple words: Kristi Noem’s in charge.

Usually in America when businesses have trouble finding people to do unpleasant jobs, what do they do? They hire migrant workers. Trump needs to start hiring migrants to capture all the immigrants he is trying to deport. And once these migrant ICE ICE agents have rounded up all those Trump wants out, they can then turn themselves in, thus completing the mission, and probably at a fraction of the cost, since Trump is unlikely to pay them the same $100K/yr plus the $50K signing bonus.

I’m clearly in the wrong business.  

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.