The Gremlin
August 11, 2016
Many people are saying that Vladimir Putin is planning to
visit the United States in order to campaign for Donald Chrump. Many people. Believe
it. The impish Putin is crazy about Chrump by all accounts. In particular
Chrump’s talk of leaving NATO because it is “extremely expensive to the United
States” appeals to the former Cold War spy who would love to see NATO collapse.
Chrump has repeatedly explained that he thinks Putin is a great leader. Sure he
is a dictator who has opponents killed, but he says he likes Chrump and that’s
good enough for Donny. Oh, and the Chrump Empire is mortally dependent on
Russian money to since no American banks are willing to loan him a penny.
Chrump is presently denying that Putin is advising him on foreign affairs. He
also denies that the sky is blue.
Chrump is already selling his minions on the idea of playing
nice with his benefactor: “Wouldn’t it actually be wonderful if we could get
along with Russia? Wouldn’t that be nice?” No more Mr. Nice Chrump. He’ll show
those mean American banks. He will make them pay for not lending him money
anymore. He doesn’t need them anyway, he’s got plenty of Russians handing him
money and all the psychosis-enhancing substances he could ever want. Chrump
will show those pathetic American bankers how to make a great deal. Believe
him.
Lithuanian artist Mindaugas Bonanu’s mural of Donnie
and Vlad
According to ex-Cia head (under Obama)/former deputy
director (under Bush II) Michael Morrell, “The dangers that flow from Mr.
Trump’s character are not just risks that would emerge if he became president.
It is already damaging our national security. President Vladimir V. Putin of
Russia was a career intelligence officer, trained to identify vulnerabilities
in an individual and to exploit them. That is exactly what he did early in the
primaries. Mr. Putin played upon Mr. Trump’s vulnerabilities by complimenting
him. He responded just as Mr. Putin had calculated…In the intelligence
business, we would say that Mr. Putin had recruited Mr. Trump as an unwitting
agent of the Russian Federation.” Emphasis on ‘unwitting’. This of course is
Chrump’s forte. They don’t make ‘em more unwitting than him. That I can tell
you. Morrell is just one in a long list of career diplomats and intelligence
veterans spanning the political spectrum who have been warning of the danger
Chrump poses to global stability. All of this intelligence doesn’t amount to a
hill of beans when stacked up against the millions of morons who trust Chrump
and Chrump alone. I am not saying that all of Chrump’s supporters are morons,
but many people are saying that this is his most reliable demographic.
More Losers
Fifty Republican’t big name national security experts and
advisors, including many of the assholes from the Bush/Cheney era who brought
us the illegal invasion of Iraq, the current destabilization of the entire
region and ISIS said of the current Republican’t candidate, “fundamentally, Mr.
Trump lacks the character, values, and experience to be President. He weakens
U.S. moral authority as the leader of the free world. In addition, Mr. Trump
has demonstrated repeatedly that he has little understanding of America’s vital
national interests…he would be the most reckless President in American
history.” This who’s who of WTF made it clear: “None of us will vote for Donald
Trump.” For some strange reason they are concerned that Chrump "appears to
lack the basic knowledge about and belief in the U.S. Constitution, U.S. laws
and U.S. institutions including religious tolerance, freedom of the press, and
an independent judiciary." Picky, picky, picky.
Chrump spat back, "I wasn’t using any of them and they
would have loved to have been involved with the campaign. Look at the terrible
job they’ve done. I hadn’t planned on using any of these people." To be
fair, most of these guys are horrible, war-mongering SOBs, but they are
generally darlings of the GOP. They despise Hillary Clinton yet felt compelled
to speak out on the shit-storm that is Donald J. Chrump. That I can tell you.
In Closing…
In 2008 Don Jr. told an interviewer, “Russians make up a
pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets...we see a lot of
money pouring in from Russia.” Many actual people have said that Chrump has for
many years been happily doing business with Russian oligarchs. His kind of
people. Are we?
I. Mangrey reporting.
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I only do this because I care about you. Believe me.
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