This is Your Wife

Where’s Melania?

Somewhere
September 9, 2016

Many people are asking what ever became of Melania Chrump? Ever since the third self-loathing woman to marry the world’s most self-loving man delivered Michelle Obama's stirring speech at the RNC, Melania has literally disappeared. POOF! Was the body ever found? Was there a murder weapon? Did Don have her eliminated? Did he kill her in the limousine with his voice? Did he kill her at Chrump Tower with his hair? On his plane with a bucket of KFC? Inquiring minds want to know. Many people are asking these questions, not me. Many other people. Thousands and thousands of them. And these are some of the top people. Some report having seen Chrump dancing on a makeshift grave. I just report what I see on the internets.

Maybe Chrump decided to get rid of her because she came to this country as an illegal immigrant. Many people are saying this. Maybe she is the one hiding his tax returns. Paying Attention has sent a team of experts out in search of these elusive documents. They have already found incredible things. That I can tell you. One hundred percent. The things they are finding will shock you. Unless you are conscious.

I. Mangrey reporting.
                                                                                                    Mad in USA