Three Weeks 'Til The Rigged Election

Pre-Mortem on Tonight's Debate 

Las Vegas, NV
October 19, 2016 

Reliable sources claim that Hillary Clinton’s campaign considered responding in kind to Chrump inviting several of Bill’s accusers to the second debate. An anonymous staffer tells Paying Attention that team Clinton was planning to invite the women who accused Don Chrump of sexual assault and/or harassment, but the Commission on Presidential Debates informed the campaign that the venue simply was not large enough to accommodate that number of people. The Commission was also concerned for the safety of the pussy-grabbing misanthrope. Chrump was hoping to force Bill Clinton to shake hands with his long-forgotten, never proven accusers, but the commission put a stop to his petty, childish plan. One key difference, when Bill Clinton got caught doing something inappropriate at least he had the good sense to lie about it rather than brag about it like Don Whatthefuck’swrongwithyou.

A debate commissioner, who spoke on condition of anonymity said, “We would like nothing better than to see Mr. Trump in a room full of women whom he has treated the way he says he likes to treat women. Maybe they could meet him in the spin room afterwards. I would pay to see that. It would be much more interesting and productive to have them in the debate hall, but those fire marshals Mr. Trump is always bitching about seem very strict about overfilling venues even when doing so favors Trump. Maybe he is wrong about all of them being Democrats, or maybe he is wrong about the fact that someone is a Democrat means they cannot carry out their jobs in a professional manner. Or maybe he is simply wrong about everything. I’ll leave that up to the pundits and the public; it’s above my pay grade.”  

Chrump for his part has invited Obama’s estranged half-brother who supports Chrump. I’m not sure how this is supposed to affect Mrs. Clinton, but figuring out what the hell goes on underneath that clump of orange fluff is above my pay grade.

More news as it reveals itself. Otherwise, we will just make shit up like the Orange Gas Cloud.

I. Mangrey reporting. What happens in Vegas could destroy us all.