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You may already be one of the many who need the most remarkable wonder-drug of all time – VOTEGRA. Not just for men. Not just for white folks. Millions of people all over America are suffering horribly, unable to vote, and don't even know it. Millions more simply pretend that everything is just fine. Others are, as we speak, having their right to vote jeopardized by Republican't corporate backers via Citizens United and by government operatives desperate to keep non-Republican't voters from exercising the most basic American right. One human, one vote. 

You may actually believe you're healthy and happy and ready to vote in every way. Or you may simply be in denial. Don't let another election go by leaving you feeling angry, depressed, hopeless, powerless, useless, out of step, un-American or just plain stoopid. The FDA has waived all safety regulations and precautions - and that's almost a stretch for them. This drug is too important to ignore any longer although, given the current anti-vote environment, VOTEGRA may only be available in Canada and Mexico between now and November 8, 2016. If you buy yours in Mexico maybe you can get them to pay for it. 

Are you suffering from Electile Dysfunction? 

Can't get into the booth like you used to? Are you voting blanks? Do you wish you could do it more often and make it mean something? Is your chad just hanging there limp and listless? Is your votecount shockingly lower than you ever would have expected? Are you worried the FBI is playing footsie with Republican’ts? Do you get the feeling your vote is about to be suppressed? Do you blame it on your tiny hands? Is your once worthless candidate now just a worthless has-been? Would you like to be able to shout that you’re going to build a great wall? Or Lock Her Up? Or scream Jew-S-A at a bunch of trapped journalists? Well what’s stopping you? Is it political correctness? Or could it be Electile Dysfunction? Don’t wait around to find out – pop a pill today. What the hell do you have to lose? 

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It won't just help you keep an election for as long as you want. It may even help you prop up a government of your choosing for years on end. You'll be fighting off those corporate whores with a “stick” if you know what I mean. And why shouldn't you be – you put the pedal to the metal and made your vote count like you haven't been able to do for years. With VOTEGRA  your election will be valid every time. No more just worriedly wishing you could have an election – VOTEGRA  can make you feel like you could sign that ballot, push those buttons, pop those chads or get that lever up and down any time you want to. Don't wait any longer - ask your doctor or senator if VOTEGRA  is right for you. If they say no, find another doctor. They’re all over the damn place. And most of them love telling you to take pills.

VOTEGRA now available in blue or red – in case
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Electile Dysfunction is no joke. That I can tell you. Many people are saying that we're voting for president, many people. Believe me. You may have Electile Dysfunction and not even know it. Do something about it before it's too late and you end up with a sociopathic, fascist narcissist who thinks the whole presidential election thing is just reality television, who keeps millions of dollars hidden from the tax collector, has all of his crappy Chrump brand whatever made in China, or wherever, and who thinks YOU are too stupid to know that he is a clueless douchebag conman.  Oops, you waited too long, but at least thanks to term limits Chrump cannot serve more than eight years. Eight years. Eight. Years. Not to worry, nothing lasts forever…it will just seem like it. Please don't let Electile Dysfunction wreck our lives again.  

Make sure you are buying real VOTEGRA  - and not some cheap knock-off/Chrump imitation made in China or Russia. Remember, it's later than you think. Stock up today.

Possible side effects of not using VOTEGRA include runny candidates, listless legislators, long lines, spoiled votes, butterfly ballots, purged voter rolls, another Depression, just plain depression, Citizens United II (corporations are people and people are not), the best words, a very bad brain, damn emails, Mike Pence, armed repression, cranio-rectal syndrome, un-Occupied Wall Street, short-circuited recounts, rigged elections, rigged erections, Ayn Rand, Russian vote hackers, another Antonin Scalia, father/daughter issues, another Clarence Thomas, mandated pussy-grabbing, FBI collusion, another Supreme Court-appointed president, Armageddon, P*&%$#@*t Chrump. 

If your election lasts longer than four years contact your arms dealer immediately. 

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